49 years old•
North Fork, United States
jadenv
a woman,
looking for a man aged 25-60
About me:
Let's face it...I'm on here for a reason. I am looking and so are you...I'm not going to try to paint a pretty picture...after all does anyone really have a negative self image? Now my ideal mate will have his own teeth, some hair of his own - and if not, then it's by choice - and a job. I'm not looking for a neuro-surgeon, but someone who can pop the cap on a cold brew, pick up the tab at Wendy's every once and a while, and hell someone that can sizzle on the grill and in the bedroom...Now if this is too much for you...then I understand and I wish you well. But If you can measure up to these stringent guidelines...then maybe you are for me...Now, I am a strugglin', and I do mean strugglin', stand-up comedienne...and I will use your nonsense in my act, so let's keep it real and make sure that we mutually want to connect and have a good time.
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