43 years old•
Lockport, United States
TalkDoc
a woman,
looking for a man aged 25-39
Height:
5.3ft-5.6ft (161cm-170cm)
About me:
Operator's Manual: I have a hunch that most of you guys have heard so many conflicting messages about how to behave around a woman, that you don't know which way is up. First you hear, that you must wait 48 hours to call and then act like you don't really care if she ever calls you back. Next, you are told that women want a "sensitive man," who cares about their feelings. I cannot speak for all women- only myself. This is how you win with me: 1) If we go out on a date and I don't hear from you for 48 hours, I will assume you are "not that in to me."2) If you text message me on a friday with "wut chu doin 2night sexy?" I will not consider this an invitation, I will consider this a booty call, and will treat it as such3) If you text message me, or email me more than you call me on the phone, I will assume you do not have the time for a date, much less a relationshipHere is what I am looking for:a guy I can feel comfortable around...someone that likes to talk about anything and everything. You get bonus points if you like to watch and analyze people (i.e- that couple is on their first date, that guy is totally not interested in her, etc). I want someone that makes me belly laugh and possibly cry from his humor.About me: I am not a girly-girl. So if you are looking for someone that your mother can pass the baton to, I am not your girl. If you are looking for someone you consider a partner, an equal, a yin to your yang (you get the idea) then read on...I am very dry witted and can think of 100 better ways to spend my time than in a mall.I was raised by an independent woman and have evolved into one myself. So you won't hear me asking you to carry my packages, or pump my gas, but I am always impressed if you do.About you: You should be an extrovert and outgoing. I imagine that you would be very intelligent, but without a need to show it off all the time. You have a loving family, but can make decisions independently from them. You have a great group of friends and live a full and busy life. You have your life together and are looking for a complement to it, not a "completion." Please save yourself some time if:1) you have ever described a wine by it's "oaky bouquet"2) if you have ever been a "guest" on cops, dog the bounty hunter, jerry springer, judge judy, you get the idea..3) you do any drugs other than alcohol4) you do not have a job5) you are at they gym more than you are at the office (unless you just have a tremendous job, and then the next question is "are you hiring)6) You frequently wear Ed Hardy/Affliction t-shirts and start 83% of your sentences with "Dude"7) you drop words like "sushi," "amazing," and/or "incredible" into your daily verbiage8) you do not know what "verbiage" means9) Your profile contains the words "romeo" "spoil" or "princess" in itIf you are a complete masochist and feel like you still haven't endured enough pain by reading my novel...you can learn more about my dating adventures here ...
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