41 years old•
Brilliant, United States
Bentley021
a woman,
looking for a man aged 28-39
About me:
I've decided to join this site for different reasons than to meet new people. I'm looking for a lying, cheating stalker who knows how charming it can be to stand a girl up on the first couple dates. With the economy on a down-swing and my job as the Long John Silver's Evening Manager, the man I need must completely support me. This means, emotionally and financially. I have a mild prescription medication abuse problem. I've been known to lie and steal to get the cash flow for my pills. I'm extremely needy, slightly depressed and enjoy spending my days in dark rooms, especially in the summer. I'm hoping I can get my big break on A&E's Intervention. In the late 90's, I was an Olympic ice-skating hopeful, but lost my dream to a much needed double bunionectomy. In my spare time, I enjoy the art of Bedazzling leotards, banana clips and anything denim. These days, I have new dreams of featuring a Bedazzle line on a late-night QVC program. If you'd like to learn more about the content you've just read, please act NOW! Operators are standing by. And if you email me in the next 15 minutes, I'll throw in an additional paragraph of complete B.S. at no extra charge.