42 years old•
Prescott Valley, United States
tyryny
a woman,
looking for a man aged 27-35
Height:
5ft-5.25ft (151cm-160cm)
About me:
Emily's New Dating Rules, in no particular order of importance...1) If we make plans do NOT cancel on me at the last moment repeatedly, and good hell plan ahead- what the hell's wrong with people?!?!2) Do not lie to me about small shit, cause I KNOW if you do you'll lie about BIG shit3) Do NOT cheat on me unless we have a prearranged agreement and things have been well talked out-BEFORE and AFTER, cause then it's not really cheating I guess4) Try to include me in your life, I mean if we're dating then I'd guess you want me in your life5) A call or text every couple of days is cool, but do not expect me to have long conversations over the phone EVERYDAY!! If you need to talk to me that badly for that long it'll be in person cause I lose patience with the damn phone6) DO NOT try to have a full conversation with me via text, cause I'll say something you misinterpret and we'll fight7) If you say you love me...you'd better be sure...DAMN sure, cause I take that shit very seriously Plan on having sex with me often, and plan on holding me often, and plan on me being a girl sometimes, and plan on me losing my sense of humor while bleeding for the first day, and plan on my sense of humor being mean sometimes- but I can take it too so dish it back, and plan on me not being big on PDA when my folks are around, and plan on spending full days in bed with me, plan on worshiping me, and plan on me worshiping you...just plan for a damn relationship for hell's sake! And count on: if you break my heart and me over royally = NOT being my friend afterwards.Thanks for following my rules, which are, of course, open to compromise,Emi
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